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  • miketooch:

    kangaroonemesis:

    Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

    Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

    (via dispxriting)

  • hbunot:

    how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

    (via bittersilence)

  • [What my relationships have taught me.] (via organicafe)

    (Source: lozzat, via bittersilence)

  • "You can be in a relationship for two years and feel nothing; you can be in a relationship for 2 months and feel everything. Time is not a measure of quality; of infatuation, or of love."
  • carrot-gallery:

    *yells* CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SO-O-O-ON

    *kneels* THERE’LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DO-ONE

    *lies face-down on the floor* LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO RE-E-E-EST

    *curls up, whispers* don’t you cry  no  more

    (via artfulmanipulation)

  • yellowberet:

    ghostmoritz:

    yellowberet:

    our friend noah

    almost got mugged today

    they were like “give us your money”

    and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY

    and it worked

    WHAT THE FUCK????

    me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back

    WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER

    (via icysugarcube)

  • eludible:

    Being told I have the best taste in music is like the best compliment you could give me

    (via icysugarcube)

  • icysugarcube:

    timwestwoodtv:

    timwestwoodtv:

    timwestwoodtv:

    this guy was watching iCarly with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

    he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of iCarly and he’s like “so basically it’s about three teenagers who do crazy things” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why doesn’t everybody watch iCarly” it’s precious

    update: we random danced

    Marry him

  • woof-blitzer:

    The new Childish Gambino song is dope

    (Source: scienceandeggs, via boyfriendhook)

  • mishanarry:

    castiel-knight-of-hell:

    royal-glasses:

    geothebio:

    squided:

    "bisexuals are just being greedy"

    This statement is correct.  I want all the donuts to myself.  No sharon you can’t have a donut.  Yes, I know there are 24 donuts.  Yes, I want them all for myself.  Fuck off sharon.

    image

    omg i cant breathe

    image

    What a perfect use for that gif

    (Source: squided, via bittersilence)

  • literalsame:

    I HTAE BEING A TEENAGER I ALWAYS EITHER WANT TO THROW MYSELF OUT A WINDOW OR CUDDLE WITH CUT E PERSON OR EAT A COW

    (via sodapop99)

  • "Animation offers a medium of story telling and visual entertainment which can bring pleasure and information to people of all ages everywhere in the world." - Walt Disney

    (Source: nostalgiaunicorn, via sodapop99)

  • papageneswoolhatblues:

    221bitssmallerontheoutside:

    beevomitbooboo:

    beevomitbooboo:

    beevomitbooboo:

    sixpenceee:

    Who remembers the Berenstain Bears? Many people actually remember it as the Berenstein Bears. It’s part of the Mandela theory, or a term that someone is positive something happened although it didn’t. Many attribute these false memories as a glimpse into a parallel universe. (Source)

    Ok nonononono fuck no I swear I have these on my shelf and I swear to god they say Berenstein, I am checking right now this cannot be real

    WHAT THE FUCJK THEY ALL FUKCING SAY BERENSTAIN THEY DIDN’T SAY THAT WHEN i WAS A CHILD I DON’T UNDERSTAND. THIS CANNOT BE REAL, THIS CANNOT BE A THING

    It was DEFINITELY Berenstein though, this is blowing my mind. If you had asked me before this moment I would have spelled it that way, and now I have like ten books on my shelf spelled like freaking Berenstain.

    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

    Well it makes sense considering the authors were Jan and Stan Berenstain

    (via issysweets)