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  • imagine-assassins:

    Do not picture your OTP having a kid and losing said kid in a ball pit.

    (via huntingthe-assbutt)

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  • moriartys:

    I’m just so emotionally attached to a lot of the people I follow. Like, I might not even talk to you, but I’ll see your little icon and url pop up on my dash and I’ll just stare at it and smile and be like: friend.

    (via bring-me-the-fanfiction)

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  • itsstuckyinmyhead:

    Tumblr and Puns

    (via hugs-for-the-broken)

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  • Whelp, I’m fucked

    Me being a freakin’ idiot, I left my notebook full of poems and such I’d written in my last class of the day and now I’m panicking because what if someone reads it before I get there tomorrow like agh please no, nobody touchy the notebook under the desk. Keepa da grubby fingers offa.

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  • bring-me-the-fanfiction:

    alice-is-my-alter-ego:

    bring-me-the-fanfiction:

    alice-is-my-alter-ego TRENT’S YOUR LITTLE BROTHER???????????? EIGHTH GRADER, PLAYS TROMBONE????

    YES HE IS.
    YOU HAVE PERMISSION TO TORTURE HIM.

    NO ACTUALLY IM HIS MENTOR IN BAND.

    EITHER WAY.
    TORTURE.
    EXTERMINATE.
    PINCH CHEEKS.

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  • legalwifi:

    nicki minaj - anaconda ft spongebob crew

    (via bring-me-the-fanfiction)

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  • ivernasolo:

    Holding hands, Hook-style.

    (via holdingoutforapiratehero)

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  • thorhead:

    Have you ever been so angry that yOU STARTED SPEAKING IN A WONDERFULLY ARTICULATE FASHION WITH BLAZING RAW WIT AND CUNNING REMARKS AND USING ABSOLUTELY MINDBLOWINGLY INTELLIGENT WORDS AND PHRASES THAT YOU WEREN’T EVEN AWARE YOUR VOCABULARY WAS CAPABLE OF PRODUCING

    (Source: lucithor, via bring-me-the-fanfiction)

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  • itsmemacleod:

    HELL YES ITS TRUE I CANT BELIEVE IT DEADPOOL IS GETTING HIS OWN MOVIE I REPEAT

    DEADPOOL IS GETTING HIS OWN MOVIE (x)

    (via bring-me-the-fanfiction)

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  • markpellegrinno:

    timehlord:

    carry-on-my-otp:

    freakoftheangels:

    i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and:

    i have like 6 senses

    1. hearing
    2. sight
    3. touch
    4. smell
    5. taste
    6. gaydar

    image

    image

    it got better

    why do we always end up here

    Wait for it…

    image

    (Source: coldbands, via bring-me-the-fanfiction)

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  • everyworldneedslove:

    peonymoonflower:

    darrenblaineharrycriss:

    You know what would be a really cool alarm clock, If it were Nick Fury from the Avengers, so when it went off it said “Wake up MOTHER FUCKER!!!” and when you pressed snooze it went “I acknowledge that you’ve made the decision to snooze, but given that it’s a stupid ass decision i’ve elected to ignore it” and just kept beeping.

    Yep need it

    I WOULD BUY THIS IN A HOT SECOND.

    (via bring-me-the-fanfiction)

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  • bring-me-the-fanfiction:

    alice-is-my-alter-ego TRENT’S YOUR LITTLE BROTHER???????????? EIGHTH GRADER, PLAYS TROMBONE????

    YES HE IS.
    YOU HAVE PERMISSION TO TORTURE HIM.

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  • skeleton-fairy:

    daddyhole:

    next time you get rick rolled try and act like you’ve never heard the song before

    get real flustered and be like “wow… I didn’t realize that was how you felt?”

    (Source: slimydad, via huntingthe-assbutt)

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  • jasonttodd:

    thor could look into the camera in avengers 2 and be like “i fucking hate poptarts” and y’all would still make him eat 5 boxes in every fanfic 

    (via huntingthe-assbutt)

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