Me being a freakin’ idiot, I left my notebook full of poems and such I’d written in my last class of the day and now I’m panicking because what if someone reads it before I get there tomorrow like agh please no, nobody touchy the notebook under the desk. Keepa da grubby fingers offa.
Have you ever been so angry that yOU STARTED SPEAKING IN A WONDERFULLY ARTICULATE FASHION WITH BLAZING RAW WIT AND CUNNING REMARKS AND USING ABSOLUTELY MINDBLOWINGLY INTELLIGENT WORDS AND PHRASES THAT YOU WEREN’T EVEN AWARE YOUR VOCABULARY WAS CAPABLE OF PRODUCING
You know what would be a really cool alarm clock, If it were Nick Fury from the Avengers, so when it went off it said “Wake up MOTHER FUCKER!!!” and when you pressed snooze it went “I acknowledge that you’ve made the decision to snooze, but given that it’s a stupid ass decision i’ve elected to ignore it” and just kept beeping.
Yep need it
I WOULD BUY THIS IN A HOT SECOND.